Just Two Zeros

J2Z S02E30 - Gooning and A Female Perspective, Josh Gross Interview and Tyler Is Confirmed The Problem

Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss a "new" term: Gooning and whether or not the influx of smutty books is Gooning, what the appropriate setting is for books, and get the female perspective on books like Fifty Shades Of Gray.
Then, Josh Gross joins the group to talk his recent stepping down from coaching and about the bombshell revelation that the main problem on the softball team is: Me. 
Enjoy
(00:03:14) - Gooning & The Definition of Masturbation(00:12:47) - The Female Perspective(00:20:21) - Jenny At It Again(00:22:02) - Penis Descriptions Describes Smuttyness(00:23:47) - Send Dudes - Tyler The Asshole Breaks Team(00:30:09) - Tyler Is The Problem(00:57:21) - Most Bitchassness Thing Ever Said(01:01:07) - Football Team Culture(01:07:47) - Taking Kids Out To Eat(01:09:25) - Softball More Political Than Other Sports?

J2Z S02E29 - Unapologetic Hawk Tuah, The Disrespect Rankings-Our Fit In Each Pro US Sports Leagues, Real and Personal Summer OTA Headlines, and The 120 Dollar Motel

The Zeros are back to discuss the Hawk Tuah girl and her recent media announcement. Then we discuss ranking the major US professional sports leagues by which ones we could perform best in if we had to play 51% of the snaps/minutes/etc. Travis only needs 3 months to hit a MLB fastball.
Then we discuss our favorite NFL OTA headlines that come up every single year to hype up yet another fantasy fizzle before turning to some personal life OTA/Summer headlines of our own.
Finally we wrap up with a few quick stories about letting my dad pick the hotels and Bronny James' situation being drafted by the Lakers.
(00:00:41) - Not Apologizing - Hawk Tuah Girl(00:08:15) - NBA Finals, Jason Tatum Comp(00:14:04) - Playoff Awards(00:16:51) - Direspectful Team Sport Takes: Ranking Our Pro Sport Fit(00:32:18) - Leaguemage Football Team Auction Draft Grade(00:39:37) - Every Year's OTA Hype Train Headlines(00:52:24) - Personal Life OTA/Summer Headlines(00:56:12) - $120 Hotel - A US Open Escapade(01:08:44) - Bronny James - Worst Possible Situation?

J2Z S02E28 - Jason Taintum, Quiz Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders, Shutdown Send Dudes, and Jasons Inappropriate Drawing

A referendum on Jason Tatum from an outside fan perspective then a big guessing game between Travis and Anthony on 20 years of NFL yardage leaders. Then a quickly shut down Send Dudes turns into softball discussion, adolescent games, and then a sit down with Jason on drawing inappropriate things or just a solid giggle moment?
 
(00:00:25) - Jason Tatum, Celtics, NBA(00:16:48) - Guessing Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders(00:40:12) - Quick Send Dudes(00:44:05) - Softball Pivot(00:50:45) - Jason Draws Inappropriate Things(00:56:23) - A Quickly Escalating Tugging Competition

J2Z S2E27 - A Mayor Humdinger Sack Tap, We Know Better Than Ringer Fantasy Show, Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget, and A Neighbor Prank Decision

A jam packed show with a raucous kids birthday party, hating on the fantasy ringer's top 200 fantasy rankings, two send dudes, and a bunch in between.
(00:02:23) - Weekend Recap(00:03:07) - 13 Year Old Aspiring Offensive Tackle(00:07:43) - Greatest Paw Patrol Party Ever?(00:16:52) - News Cycle Wearing Out Caitlin Clark(00:26:23) - Hating on The Ringer Fantasy Rankings(00:56:17) - Updated Fitness Tug-Challenge(01:02:54) - Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget(01:08:53) - Send Dudes - Neighbor Prank, Lawn Of The Month

J2Z S02E26 - Jayson Naynays, Rap Take Put To Rest, NBA vs NFL 'Hot Take' Culture, Spicing Up The Tug Fitness Challenge, Daddy Diary Featuring Jamie, and a Zipline Taking Bodies.

Travis and Tyler run through a host of topics before landing on whether the NBA or NFL is worse about flipflopping on their hot takes rapidly, an all-defense team battle, and our excitement level about this years NFL playoff field. 
Then a workshop session on getting our tug fest spiced up - we will be adding a new twist to our workout challenge - and then a long daddy diary about the age of competition, winning vs losing, and me feeling like a terrible parent for putting a 5 year old in a soccer tryout INCLUDING a clip from Tyler's wife, Jamie! 
Then Travis shares his birthday destruction machine.
(00:00:56) - Watch me naynay(00:03:25) - Recap: Origin of Mainstream Rap?(00:07:15) - Tom Brady Roast(00:11:09) - Odd Bed Routine(00:12:57) - NBA Take Pendulum - NBA vs NFL(00:26:05) - Positionless All-Defense Team(00:34:02) - Excitement Level for 2024 NBA Playoff Teams(00:41:40) - Spicing up our Tug-of-war challenge(01:03:24) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Soccer Tryouts(01:17:26) - Jamie Joins for Perspective!!(01:22:23) - The Speedladder Text(01:27:45) - Birthday Zipline is Taking. Bodies. 
 

J2Z Sports S02E25 - Hockey?, NBA Stars, Bronny James, Travis Goes In On Tyler for Eric-Ricky Pod Takes, and Daddy Diaries!

Tyler and Anthony talk a little Hockey after Anthony becomes a super fan for the last 2 weeks. Then the rise of Anthony Edwards turns the topic to the most likable and unlikable NBA stars before we debate Bronny James' future.
Travis joins to critique the last pod and go in on Tyler's pop culture knowledge (or lack thereof) before kicking off the Daddy Diaries around kids parroting the entertainment now. 
 
(00:00:48) - Hockey?(00:07:25) - Most Likable NBA Star?(00:15:29) - Unlikable Stars?(00:28:43) - Bronny James(00:52:17) - Travis Recaps Eric-Ricky PoD(01:04:15) - Daddy Diary - Parroting Children

J2Z S02E24 - New Guest! Lebron's Superfan, Charlotte Sports, Unsubstantiated Tepper Rumor, NBA vs NFL Athletes, and Informed Rap Game Takes

Brand new guest: Eric, the LeBron super fan and apologist, joins to discuss the Lakers, LeBron, and whats next for a LeBron fan.
Ricky, Eric, and I discuss Charlotte Sports as a whole before turning to some tangential discussions about Flag football, NBA vs NFL Athletes, and then having an incredibly well informed discussion about rappers.
Timestamps
(00:07:50) - Lebron Superfan Perspective(00:16:45) - Charlotte Sports - Hornets/Panthers(00:38:35) - Tepper Unsubstantiated Rumor(00:40:52) - Losing to All-Girls Flag Team(00:46:27) - Kids Flagfootball Tangent(00:55:14) - NFL vs NBA Athleticism(01:01:04) - Drake vs Kendrick(01:12:52) - A Terrible Rap vs Country Take

J2Z S02E23 - Mens Softball, NBA Refs Fouls and Superstars, Anthony's Vulnerable Moment Shared, and Daddy Diary

Travis gives his recap of his first Mens Softball league and the intensity some people have for it as well as a Tug update. Anthony jumps in to talk NBA Refs, players begging for fouls, and the remaining NBA superstars before revealing to us his moment of intestinal weakness. Then we stroke Joker a bit too early and wrap it up with Daddy Diaries.
(00:01:39) - Mens Softball(00:18:58) - Tugging Update(00:37:50) - NBA Playoffs - Refs & Excuses(00:49:00) - NBA Superstars - End of An Era(00:58:33) - Too Early Joker Takes(01:03:15) - Anthony Poops His Pants(01:12:24) - Daddy Diary - Coaches Kid Round 2

J2Z Nerds S01E05 - Boofy, Brutal Sound Game, IRL Gamer Meetups, and Season of Discovery with a WoW Lifer

The Lifeblood of the Kirtonos Slums & Meaningless Legend, Boofy, joins us on the pod to talk carpentry, WoW, an IRL meetup story, and Season of Discovery.
Boofy also attempts a Sound Game but might as well have submitted his answers ahead of time. C+ for effort.
 
(00:04:54) - The Beginnings of The Boof(00:27:40) - Southpark Ruined WoW Gamers(00:36:26) - Sound Game(00:51:43) - Boofy Moments & Goals(01:15:43) - Meeting Scallion IRL - Not A Grinder Hookup(01:19:26) - Boofy Meeting Nucnuc(01:24:40) - Boofy WoW Wrath and Season of Discovery(01:44:50) - What would Boofy change?

J2Z Nerds S01E04 - Nucnuc, 5 Years of Lies, WoW Sound Game, and Meaningless Stories

Tyler is joined by a gamer friend from WoW Classic, Nucnuc, to discuss his gaming journey, relive moments from the guild 'Meaningless' on Kirtonos, and play a little sound game!
(00:05:25) - IRL Nuc(00:09:48) - Nucs Gaming History(00:17:33) - 5 Years Of Lies - Nucs WoW Journey(00:29:47) - SOUND GAME!(00:35:35) - Sound Game: WoW Boss Edition(00:58:09) - The Beginning of Meaningless With Roserly(01:08:10) - Rank 'Meaningless' Moments(01:20:41) - Mandrex