Just Two Zeros

Mr 2 Time Adam Kaszuba joins to discuss every single team's 2024 draft:
 
(00:01:13) - Adam's Dad Update(00:08:54) - Overall Draft Narratives & Takeaways
--------------------------------------------------------------(00:14:07) - Adams Draft Recap
(00:23:10) - Anthony Draft Recap
(00:30:28) - Alex Draft Recap
(00:39:20) - Jefferson Draft Recap
(00:47:41) - Rickys Draft Recap
(00:51:57) - Ricky WTF Are You Doing My Guy?(00:54:35) - Ricky the 2024 Travis?
(00:56:21) - Flip Draft Recap
(00:57:57) - Travis Draft Recap
(01:02:55) - Boz Draft Recap(01:03:49) - Painting a Negative Boz Picture
(01:06:38) - Tylers Draft Recap
(01:14:54) - Josh Draft Recap
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(01:17:29) - DJ Moore(01:20:29) - Someone does NOT have to be a good WR on a team(01:23:05) - Final Pre-Week1 Rankings

Jefferson joins me to discuss Charlotte sports and the Panthers optimism for 2024. Then we talk about what he learned from year 1 in the Spread Eagles Keeper League and what he changed going into year 2.  Keepers vs Picks, 'Going All In', 'Making The playoffs', and more.
We wrap up with some passionate ranting about the GRID (Grid of Death) this year and a promise that the league will (likely) see GRIDs in 2024!!
 
(00:00:19) - NCAA25 > Madden(00:03:28) - Panthers Optimism?(00:08:59) - Panthers Ranked in Charlotte Sports - Jefferson(00:11:46) - Fantasy Football - Jefferson's Year 1 Lessons!(00:13:01) - Asset Draft(00:17:53) - Keepers vs Picks(00:23:34) - Excitement Level(00:24:45) - Going All In vs Holding Back for Next Year(00:31:55) - Making The Playoffs(00:35:12) - Jeffersons 1.04 Pick(00:37:25) - GRID Rant

Spread Eagles League Update Pod
Jamie joins a fantasy league, an update on a few deadline fantasy trades, and we break down who needs a winning season more between two troubled franchises in Boz and Travis. Then, we breakdown the pre-draft power rankings and Travis talks bachelor party drinking in his mid-30s.
(00:01:01) - Jamie Joins A Fantasy League(00:11:33) - SEKL Trades - Dalton Kincaid(00:18:44) - SEKL Trades - Rashee Rice(00:30:46) - Travis Vs Boz - Who Needs A Good Season More?(00:37:58) - SEKL Preliminary Pre-Draft Rankings(00:38:43) - We All DIDNT Miss ....(00:39:38) - 2 Fun Championship Facts(00:41:32) - Ricky vs Flip vs Jefferson(00:44:21) - Ranking: Boz-Josh-Flip-Ricky-Jefferson-Alex-Anthony-Adam-Travis-Tyler(00:49:26) - Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s
 

A new fantasy season begins! Tyler, Anthony, and Travis do a little bit of house keeping before jumping into some hot fantasy football topics for the Spread Eagle Keeper league including the 2024 GRID, Aging Top WR group, and the Ugly Keepers that people will need to make decisions on very soon! Then wrap it up with a daddy diary about Jason's bold move!
(00:00:28) - Bryce Young Not Playing(00:09:09) - Fitness Tug Update(00:17:30) - Fantasy Football: GRID Discussion(00:27:45) - Aging Top Wide Receivers - 30+(00:38:58) - SEKL Ugly Keepers? 10th+ Round(00:39:57) - Terry Mclaurin(00:44:22) - Tajae Spears(00:47:50) - Zach Moss(00:56:35) - Tank Dell(01:05:36) - Tee Higgins(01:11:13) - Kyler Murray(01:13:59) - Cooper Kupp(01:22:43) - JK Dobbins & Nick Chubb - The Refurbished Laptop(01:23:51) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Bold Move

Travis is a solo-dad for the week (Not single) and we have a short discussion about the difference between an outing with wife+kids vs when you're home alone.
The Top 100 ESPN rankings were out with an immense amount of criticism which we discussed at incredible length. 
Finally, Fantasy Football is back - We quickly breakdown the keeper situation for each team in our league of record: Spread Eagles Keeper League.
 
(00:00:24) - Solo-Dad(00:05:40) - Its Not That Its Harder With Moms Its Just Easier Without?(00:09:30) - Top 100 ESPN Controversial Discussion(00:13:49) - Tiger Woods(00:16:50) - Universal GOATS vs LeBron(00:19:28) - Kevin Garnett?(00:20:49) - Aaron Rodgers vs Peyton Manning(00:23:14) - Swimming and Gymnastics Dont Face Defenses(00:28:23) - Baseball, Beltre & Jeter(00:36:33) - Tennis & Serena Williams vs The Boy Trinity(00:47:20) - SEKL Keeper League - Team by Team Breakdown(01:18:40) - Personal Fantasy Confidence Grades - 2024

Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss a "new" term: Gooning and whether or not the influx of smutty books is Gooning, what the appropriate setting is for books, and get the female perspective on books like Fifty Shades Of Gray.
Then, Josh Gross joins the group to talk his recent stepping down from coaching and about the bombshell revelation that the main problem on the softball team is: Me. 
Enjoy
(00:03:14) - Gooning & The Definition of Masturbation(00:12:47) - The Female Perspective(00:20:21) - Jenny At It Again(00:22:02) - Penis Descriptions Describes Smuttyness(00:23:47) - Send Dudes - Tyler The Asshole Breaks Team(00:30:09) - Tyler Is The Problem(00:57:21) - Most Bitchassness Thing Ever Said(01:01:07) - Football Team Culture(01:07:47) - Taking Kids Out To Eat(01:09:25) - Softball More Political Than Other Sports?

The Zeros are back to discuss the Hawk Tuah girl and her recent media announcement. Then we discuss ranking the major US professional sports leagues by which ones we could perform best in if we had to play 51% of the snaps/minutes/etc. Travis only needs 3 months to hit a MLB fastball.
Then we discuss our favorite NFL OTA headlines that come up every single year to hype up yet another fantasy fizzle before turning to some personal life OTA/Summer headlines of our own.
Finally we wrap up with a few quick stories about letting my dad pick the hotels and Bronny James' situation being drafted by the Lakers.
(00:00:41) - Not Apologizing - Hawk Tuah Girl(00:08:15) - NBA Finals, Jason Tatum Comp(00:14:04) - Playoff Awards(00:16:51) - Direspectful Team Sport Takes: Ranking Our Pro Sport Fit(00:32:18) - Leaguemage Football Team Auction Draft Grade(00:39:37) - Every Year's OTA Hype Train Headlines(00:52:24) - Personal Life OTA/Summer Headlines(00:56:12) - $120 Hotel - A US Open Escapade(01:08:44) - Bronny James - Worst Possible Situation?

A referendum on Jason Tatum from an outside fan perspective then a big guessing game between Travis and Anthony on 20 years of NFL yardage leaders. Then a quickly shut down Send Dudes turns into softball discussion, adolescent games, and then a sit down with Jason on drawing inappropriate things or just a solid giggle moment?
 
(00:00:25) - Jason Tatum, Celtics, NBA(00:16:48) - Guessing Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders(00:40:12) - Quick Send Dudes(00:44:05) - Softball Pivot(00:50:45) - Jason Draws Inappropriate Things(00:56:23) - A Quickly Escalating Tugging Competition

A jam packed show with a raucous kids birthday party, hating on the fantasy ringer's top 200 fantasy rankings, two send dudes, and a bunch in between.
(00:02:23) - Weekend Recap(00:03:07) - 13 Year Old Aspiring Offensive Tackle(00:07:43) - Greatest Paw Patrol Party Ever?(00:16:52) - News Cycle Wearing Out Caitlin Clark(00:26:23) - Hating on The Ringer Fantasy Rankings(00:56:17) - Updated Fitness Tug-Challenge(01:02:54) - Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget(01:08:53) - Send Dudes - Neighbor Prank, Lawn Of The Month

Travis and Tyler run through a host of topics before landing on whether the NBA or NFL is worse about flipflopping on their hot takes rapidly, an all-defense team battle, and our excitement level about this years NFL playoff field. 
Then a workshop session on getting our tug fest spiced up - we will be adding a new twist to our workout challenge - and then a long daddy diary about the age of competition, winning vs losing, and me feeling like a terrible parent for putting a 5 year old in a soccer tryout INCLUDING a clip from Tyler's wife, Jamie! 
Then Travis shares his birthday destruction machine.
(00:00:56) - Watch me naynay(00:03:25) - Recap: Origin of Mainstream Rap?(00:07:15) - Tom Brady Roast(00:11:09) - Odd Bed Routine(00:12:57) - NBA Take Pendulum - NBA vs NFL(00:26:05) - Positionless All-Defense Team(00:34:02) - Excitement Level for 2024 NBA Playoff Teams(00:41:40) - Spicing up our Tug-of-war challenge(01:03:24) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Soccer Tryouts(01:17:26) - Jamie Joins for Perspective!!(01:22:23) - The Speedladder Text(01:27:45) - Birthday Zipline is Taking. Bodies.