Just Two Zeros

J2Z SEKL S03E02 - Diet Mtn Dew Or Dies, SEKL Trades Kincaid and Rashee Rice, Travis vs Boz Who Needs It More, SEKL Preliminary Rankings, Send Doods - Party Drinking In Your 30s

Spread Eagles League Update Pod
Jamie joins a fantasy league, an update on a few deadline fantasy trades, and we break down who needs a winning season more between two troubled franchises in Boz and Travis. Then, we breakdown the pre-draft power rankings and Travis talks bachelor party drinking in his mid-30s.
(00:01:01) - Jamie Joins A Fantasy League(00:11:33) - SEKL Trades - Dalton Kincaid(00:18:44) - SEKL Trades - Rashee Rice(00:30:46) - Travis Vs Boz - Who Needs A Good Season More?(00:37:58) - SEKL Preliminary Pre-Draft Rankings(00:38:43) - We All DIDNT Miss ....(00:39:38) - 2 Fun Championship Facts(00:41:32) - Ricky vs Flip vs Jefferson(00:44:21) - Ranking: Boz-Josh-Flip-Ricky-Jefferson-Alex-Anthony-Adam-Travis-Tyler(00:49:26) - Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s
 

J2Z Sports S03 E01 - New Season Begins! - Fantasy GRID 2024, FANTASY RETURNS State of Aging WRs and The Late Ugly Keepers featuring Cooper Kupp the Jet Ski, then Daddy Diary Jasons Bold Move.mp3

A new fantasy season begins! Tyler, Anthony, and Travis do a little bit of house keeping before jumping into some hot fantasy football topics for the Spread Eagle Keeper league including the 2024 GRID, Aging Top WR group, and the Ugly Keepers that people will need to make decisions on very soon! Then wrap it up with a daddy diary about Jason's bold move!
(00:00:28) - Bryce Young Not Playing(00:09:09) - Fitness Tug Update(00:17:30) - Fantasy Football: GRID Discussion(00:27:45) - Aging Top Wide Receivers - 30+(00:38:58) - SEKL Ugly Keepers? 10th+ Round(00:39:57) - Terry Mclaurin(00:44:22) - Tajae Spears(00:47:50) - Zach Moss(00:56:35) - Tank Dell(01:05:36) - Tee Higgins(01:11:13) - Kyler Murray(01:13:59) - Cooper Kupp(01:22:43) - JK Dobbins & Nick Chubb - The Refurbished Laptop(01:23:51) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Bold Move

J2Z Sports S02E31 - SoloDad-ing We Love Our Wives But, Top 100 ESPN Controversial Ranking Discussion, SEKL Fantasy League Keeper Discussion Every Team

Travis is a solo-dad for the week (Not single) and we have a short discussion about the difference between an outing with wife+kids vs when you're home alone.
The Top 100 ESPN rankings were out with an immense amount of criticism which we discussed at incredible length. 
Finally, Fantasy Football is back - We quickly breakdown the keeper situation for each team in our league of record: Spread Eagles Keeper League.
 
(00:00:24) - Solo-Dad(00:05:40) - Its Not That Its Harder With Moms Its Just Easier Without?(00:09:30) - Top 100 ESPN Controversial Discussion(00:13:49) - Tiger Woods(00:16:50) - Universal GOATS vs LeBron(00:19:28) - Kevin Garnett?(00:20:49) - Aaron Rodgers vs Peyton Manning(00:23:14) - Swimming and Gymnastics Dont Face Defenses(00:28:23) - Baseball, Beltre & Jeter(00:36:33) - Tennis & Serena Williams vs The Boy Trinity(00:47:20) - SEKL Keeper League - Team by Team Breakdown(01:18:40) - Personal Fantasy Confidence Grades - 2024

J2Z S02E30 - Gooning and A Female Perspective, Josh Gross Interview and Tyler Is Confirmed The Problem

Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss a "new" term: Gooning and whether or not the influx of smutty books is Gooning, what the appropriate setting is for books, and get the female perspective on books like Fifty Shades Of Gray.
Then, Josh Gross joins the group to talk his recent stepping down from coaching and about the bombshell revelation that the main problem on the softball team is: Me. 
Enjoy
(00:03:14) - Gooning & The Definition of Masturbation(00:12:47) - The Female Perspective(00:20:21) - Jenny At It Again(00:22:02) - Penis Descriptions Describes Smuttyness(00:23:47) - Send Dudes - Tyler The Asshole Breaks Team(00:30:09) - Tyler Is The Problem(00:57:21) - Most Bitchassness Thing Ever Said(01:01:07) - Football Team Culture(01:07:47) - Taking Kids Out To Eat(01:09:25) - Softball More Political Than Other Sports?

J2Z S02E29 - Unapologetic Hawk Tuah, The Disrespect Rankings-Our Fit In Each Pro US Sports Leagues, Real and Personal Summer OTA Headlines, and The 120 Dollar Motel

The Zeros are back to discuss the Hawk Tuah girl and her recent media announcement. Then we discuss ranking the major US professional sports leagues by which ones we could perform best in if we had to play 51% of the snaps/minutes/etc. Travis only needs 3 months to hit a MLB fastball.
Then we discuss our favorite NFL OTA headlines that come up every single year to hype up yet another fantasy fizzle before turning to some personal life OTA/Summer headlines of our own.
Finally we wrap up with a few quick stories about letting my dad pick the hotels and Bronny James' situation being drafted by the Lakers.
(00:00:41) - Not Apologizing - Hawk Tuah Girl(00:08:15) - NBA Finals, Jason Tatum Comp(00:14:04) - Playoff Awards(00:16:51) - Direspectful Team Sport Takes: Ranking Our Pro Sport Fit(00:32:18) - Leaguemage Football Team Auction Draft Grade(00:39:37) - Every Year's OTA Hype Train Headlines(00:52:24) - Personal Life OTA/Summer Headlines(00:56:12) - $120 Hotel - A US Open Escapade(01:08:44) - Bronny James - Worst Possible Situation?

J2Z S02E28 - Jason Taintum, Quiz Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders, Shutdown Send Dudes, and Jasons Inappropriate Drawing

A referendum on Jason Tatum from an outside fan perspective then a big guessing game between Travis and Anthony on 20 years of NFL yardage leaders. Then a quickly shut down Send Dudes turns into softball discussion, adolescent games, and then a sit down with Jason on drawing inappropriate things or just a solid giggle moment?
 
(00:00:25) - Jason Tatum, Celtics, NBA(00:16:48) - Guessing Game! 20 Years of Football Yardage Leaders(00:40:12) - Quick Send Dudes(00:44:05) - Softball Pivot(00:50:45) - Jason Draws Inappropriate Things(00:56:23) - A Quickly Escalating Tugging Competition

J2Z S2E27 - A Mayor Humdinger Sack Tap, We Know Better Than Ringer Fantasy Show, Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget, and A Neighbor Prank Decision

A jam packed show with a raucous kids birthday party, hating on the fantasy ringer's top 200 fantasy rankings, two send dudes, and a bunch in between.
(00:02:23) - Weekend Recap(00:03:07) - 13 Year Old Aspiring Offensive Tackle(00:07:43) - Greatest Paw Patrol Party Ever?(00:16:52) - News Cycle Wearing Out Caitlin Clark(00:26:23) - Hating on The Ringer Fantasy Rankings(00:56:17) - Updated Fitness Tug-Challenge(01:02:54) - Send Dudes - I Didnt Say Midget(01:08:53) - Send Dudes - Neighbor Prank, Lawn Of The Month

J2Z S02E26 - Jayson Naynays, Rap Take Put To Rest, NBA vs NFL 'Hot Take' Culture, Spicing Up The Tug Fitness Challenge, Daddy Diary Featuring Jamie, and a Zipline Taking Bodies.

Travis and Tyler run through a host of topics before landing on whether the NBA or NFL is worse about flipflopping on their hot takes rapidly, an all-defense team battle, and our excitement level about this years NFL playoff field. 
Then a workshop session on getting our tug fest spiced up - we will be adding a new twist to our workout challenge - and then a long daddy diary about the age of competition, winning vs losing, and me feeling like a terrible parent for putting a 5 year old in a soccer tryout INCLUDING a clip from Tyler's wife, Jamie! 
Then Travis shares his birthday destruction machine.
(00:00:56) - Watch me naynay(00:03:25) - Recap: Origin of Mainstream Rap?(00:07:15) - Tom Brady Roast(00:11:09) - Odd Bed Routine(00:12:57) - NBA Take Pendulum - NBA vs NFL(00:26:05) - Positionless All-Defense Team(00:34:02) - Excitement Level for 2024 NBA Playoff Teams(00:41:40) - Spicing up our Tug-of-war challenge(01:03:24) - Daddy Diary - Jason's Soccer Tryouts(01:17:26) - Jamie Joins for Perspective!!(01:22:23) - The Speedladder Text(01:27:45) - Birthday Zipline is Taking. Bodies. 
 

J2Z Sports S02E25 - Hockey?, NBA Stars, Bronny James, Travis Goes In On Tyler for Eric-Ricky Pod Takes, and Daddy Diaries!

Tyler and Anthony talk a little Hockey after Anthony becomes a super fan for the last 2 weeks. Then the rise of Anthony Edwards turns the topic to the most likable and unlikable NBA stars before we debate Bronny James' future.
Travis joins to critique the last pod and go in on Tyler's pop culture knowledge (or lack thereof) before kicking off the Daddy Diaries around kids parroting the entertainment now. 
 
(00:00:48) - Hockey?(00:07:25) - Most Likable NBA Star?(00:15:29) - Unlikable Stars?(00:28:43) - Bronny James(00:52:17) - Travis Recaps Eric-Ricky PoD(01:04:15) - Daddy Diary - Parroting Children

J2Z S02E24 - New Guest! Lebron's Superfan, Charlotte Sports, Unsubstantiated Tepper Rumor, NBA vs NFL Athletes, and Informed Rap Game Takes

Brand new guest: Eric, the LeBron super fan and apologist, joins to discuss the Lakers, LeBron, and whats next for a LeBron fan.
Ricky, Eric, and I discuss Charlotte Sports as a whole before turning to some tangential discussions about Flag football, NBA vs NFL Athletes, and then having an incredibly well informed discussion about rappers.
Timestamps
(00:07:50) - Lebron Superfan Perspective(00:16:45) - Charlotte Sports - Hornets/Panthers(00:38:35) - Tepper Unsubstantiated Rumor(00:40:52) - Losing to All-Girls Flag Team(00:46:27) - Kids Flagfootball Tangent(00:55:14) - NFL vs NBA Athleticism(01:01:04) - Drake vs Kendrick(01:12:52) - A Terrible Rap vs Country Take